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ELECTRIC SAW WHIRRS

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What are they building? The noise!

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They'll finish soon
and we'll have a quiet Sunday.

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PNEUMATIC DRILL ROARS

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Jesus!

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We'll have to blank it out.

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Hi! I was wondering if you could do
a book search for me.

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I'm looking for a biography
of Schubert,

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so if you could just er...
hunt it up for me I'll wait here.

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What kind of coffee do you do?

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This is a bookshop.
We don't do coffee.

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The other bookshops do coffee.

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Listen, you...

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BUILDER'S MACHINERY ROARS

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This Schubert, this book search.
How does it work?

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Well, you know.

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You just... and it pops up.

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We've a different sort of ahh...

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..here.

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Get on your knees!

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Put your hands on the floor.

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From where you are to that far corner
is our music section.

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It's mixed up with Aviation, Botany
and Pregnancy - but you never know.

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SEARCH!

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DRILL ROARS

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That is the kinda thing
that's gonna put customers off!

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DRILL

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GO AND SEE WHEN THE NOISE WILL STOP!

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DRILL STOPS

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Well?

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What?

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Just wait!

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DRILL STOPS, HAMMER CONTINUES

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So what did he say?

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He's breaking for lunch, then he's
back. It'll get worse tomorrow.

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They wake you?

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Seven o'clock.
Halfway through my t'ai chi.

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Thing is, it's not actually illegal
to kill a builder.

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Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Sunday, right?

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Yes.

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We wanna get away from the house.

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Why not go to the park?

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You think that suggestion deserved
the preface "Hey! Hey! Hey!"?

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What about the cinema?

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Let's see.

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OK, how about this?

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"Bouffant. Sandra Bullock as
a woman who sets up a hairdresser's

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in the trenches of WWI."

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No!

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What else?

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Here. "Regression. Richard Gere
kills himself to go back to the past

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to rescue himself as a child, to
grow up to kill himself to go back
to the past to rescue himself..."

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There must be something else.

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What's this? Blue Tunes. Matt Damon,
Ben Affleck, Minnie Driver.

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Oh, I hate her.

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"Leonard Blue runs second-hand record
shop with half-wit assistant Danny."

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Huh!

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"This zany pair team up with bitchy
neurotic Pam. Sure to be a riot!"

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Where do they get this crap?
A child could...

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They must think we're idiots.

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Look at them. Wankers.

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They think they're great.

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We have to do something.

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The usual, please.

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What is your usual?

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I dunno. Haven't decided yet.

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I like the idea of going in
somewhere and asking for the usual.

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Let's go. He must be gone to lunch.

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Usual!

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Hey, have the usual, please.
The usual.

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Ah, usual, please.

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The usual? Usual, please.

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DRILLING, HAMMERING

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We have to do something!

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Why don't we go somewhere
for Sunday lunch?

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All right.

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Where? Where?

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There's this new place, very in.
The Mortuary.

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No vegetables,
everything's dead animals
served on little headstones.

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Why does it have to be fancy?!

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I just want sausage, mash, and cake,

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not twigs fried in honey
or a donkey in a coffin.

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Let's go to that place
that does chicken and things.

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OK. Oh, what should we wear?

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Excuse me?!

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What sort of place is it?

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It's a restaurant.

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Do we dress up or down?

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Dress upside down and inside out but
you still eat spaghetti like a pig!

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Can we just go to lunch, please?!

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I have to get my contact lenses
from the flat.

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BANGING AND HAMMERING andgt;

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THUNDER RUMBLES OVERHEAD

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(STAMMERS) B-B-B-B-B-B-B...

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Fix her, will you?

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B-B-Bernard, they're building
for two weeks, the sign says.
We can't stay here.

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Relax. I'll sort them out later.

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What will you do?

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What can you do?

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I'll write to the council.

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What will you say?

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I'll say "Dear Council,

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please don't build beside us
for the next two weeks."

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What if that doesn't work?

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Yeah, what will you do?

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You wanna know what I'll do?

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Yeah.

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I will...

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drink heavily and SHOUT AT YOU!

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I won't hear you cos of the drill.

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I'LL WRITE YOU A LETTER, AS WELL!

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We'll have to go away.

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It's perfect, a good excuse for
a holiday. We need a nice change.

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WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

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THIS PLACE'LL BE HELL!

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I am not going on holiday.

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Wait!

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Look!

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What's this?

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Photos of my trip.

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Ooh, it's lovely. Is it Bali?

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Mauritius. Well?

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What? They're like
any holiday photographs.

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A bunch of people, stood around
squinting, who didn't realise
they were that fat!

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That's us outside a restaurant.
And that's us outside a hotel.

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Ooh, what a transformation!

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Oh, and that's Eddie.
He was our map reader.

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He's a gallery owner.
But he lives in Kent.

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This is the only one
of the whole group.

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One of the few times in my life
I've been happy.

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Why are you showing me these?
I don't know these people.

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The only possible use
this photograph would be to me

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would be if I was a hit man

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asked to take out
Eddie the gallery owner from Trent.

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Kent.

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I don't care! I'm not going.

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Fine. We'll go.
You stay and get your head drilled.

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We are going to sunbathe, read
and have silly drinks on a beach.

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Beach?! No! I want the unknown.

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Mystery! Strange places!
Snakes! Jungle!

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Manny, I am not going to
spend my holiday in a snake pit.

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Shut up! Where's this sign?

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Outside.

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There must be somewhere
with jungle and beach!

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What do you do in there, anyway?
In a jungle.

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See how many miles you can walk
in a day.

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Yeah, but the heat.
You must get so dehydrated.

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Yeah, well, in a tight spot
you can always drink your own urine.

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Yeah, but what about the insects?
And how do you wash?

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That's not such a big priority

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when you're quaffing pints
of your own wizz.

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Excuse me. Sorry. Could I just...?

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Thank you.

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Perfect.

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That's it! I'll sort it.

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Don't get ripped off.
Book it straight after lunch.

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Forget lunch.

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And I'm not going to Thailand.

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You said you weren't going anywhere.

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Do-dah neglected to tell me
they're building round the clock.

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So forget beaches and jungles.

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We're going somewhere I can read,
sit and have a quiet drink.

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So your ideal holiday would be here!

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Correct.
So find somewhere exactly like this!

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With a jungle.

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And beach?! We won't find anything!

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Here. "The sunlit island
of Saint Honore, a tiny tropical
jungle engirdled with golden sands,

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boasting the hemisphere's only
English language bookshop and bar."

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I suppose that'll have to do.

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It's got its own website.

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Fine. Manny, you do the flight.
I'll get the essentials.

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Where are you going?

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To pack. Back in two minutes.

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Right. Better get cracking.
Suitcase.

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Right. What do we need?

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What do we need?

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Sun cream, first-aid kit,
sunglasses, cologne and... yep!

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Get... rid... of the rubbish.

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Good, you're putting stuff in.
Thanks. Phrase books,

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traveller's cheques, insect stuff,

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er... music!

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Music? Good point.

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CD player, CDs.

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And... clothes.

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Crap,... crap,... crap,...
crap, crap!

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Right. Very important.
Malaria pills.

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Right.

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Good thinking.
Oh, would you get the corkscrew?

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There we go.

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Now, that's what I call teamwork.

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andlt; CRASH

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You done?

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You've been ages. What's in the bag?

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Oh, nothing.
Just, you know, women's bits.

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Walk away from the bag.

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Manny!

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No! Don't open it! It's private!

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It's girls' things! NO!

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Just as I thought.
Put her in the chair.

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No! No!

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NO! NO!

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We're here to help you.

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You don't understand.

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We understand that you're ill.

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When you've learned to be sensible
you can have this.

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You don't really need these.

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Of course I do.
They're my slow-dancing mules.

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What about these?
You don't need these.

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I do. Suppose we're invited
to a yacht party by drug dealers?

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Two pairs. More than you need.

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One-more-one-more-one-more!
Take something else out.

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Contact lenses and emergency money.
Don't need it. Throw it away.

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Erm... show me those.

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Those. And those. Those.

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You can take one pair.

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Oh, I... I can't decide.

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You can't make me choose.

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What's it to be? One pair. Come on!

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Well, yes,
those ones are comfortable.

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Right!

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No! Wait! Wait! Show me those ones.

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These are weird!

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They are beautiful.

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They make strong men cry in train
stations. Put them in, put them in.

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Well, that's your lot!

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Now, Bernard,
have you got your passport?

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For God's sake, of course I do.

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Actually, I don't. Go and get it.

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Where is it?

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Where does anybody
keep their passport?

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It's in the...

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building.

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Bernard, get it.
We all have to work together.

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All right, all right.

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We have everything?

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Yep. Let's check the list,
to be double-super-safety sure.

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OK. I'll stop you
if we've missed something out.

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Right, OK. 1950-style wind breaker
with two-tone lining
and self-stripe cuffs.

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Sta-Prest peach slacks.

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Manny. Just say clothes.

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Yeah, all right. Done.

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So you've done
the traveller's cheques, insurance,

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Yep. Yep.

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Bernard's getting his passport.

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Sun screen, insect repellant,
phrase books?

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Jawohl!

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Booked the taxi?

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Done and dusted.

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Oh, Saint Honore, here we come!

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What time is the flight?

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The... hmm?

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You didn't book the flights?

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I'm so sorry. I got distracted,
by the... and erm...

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My pants aren't that easy to fold.

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Not a problem.
It's on the Net, you said?

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Yeah. Easy. Easy.

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DIALS

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MODEM CONNECT TONE

259
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OK. What's the name of the site?

260
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Er... yeah, I know it.
Erm, Holiday thing dot thing.

261
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Er, no, erm...

262
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Holiday...

263
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at... dot...

264
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..holiday. Quick, quick!

265
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I wanted it to be safe.

266
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Ah!

267
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,960
No, that's not it.
This button doesn't work.

268
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You are pressing my hand.

269
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Manny, you must remember
the name of the site.

270
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A-ha! Naughty little passport.

271
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Hiding in the crisps again.

272
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Manny, Manny, we have been
doing this now for five hours.

273
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,880
Where did you see
the name of the site?

274
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In the papers.

275
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,920
Which bit?

276
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The erm... travel section.

277
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Which is open just there on the top.

278
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Yep!

279
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Could you read the ad from the paper
to me, please?

280
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"Fly Saint Honore dot com."

281
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I had it in my hand.

282
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I went over here.

283
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,960
Where can it be?

284
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Right. Got it.

285
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,480
Oh, Fran, you're a genius.

286
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:44,680
We can't go. I've no passport.

287
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:44,680
Have you checked your desk?

288
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What? No. Oh, yes. There it is.

289
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Right. Sorted.

290
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It's a bargain. Better go to bed
now - early flight. Saves us money.

291
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:58,120
Right. I'll get us up.

292
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,120
No, you can't be trusted.
I'll stay awake.

293
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:02,080
I'd better kip here so we'll be
together. Can I have your bed?

294
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,040
Got any bin liners?

295
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In the kitchen.

296
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:13,240
And er... Dettol?

297
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Under the sink.

298
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Ajax?

299
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Yeah. There.

300
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Thanks.

301
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,840
Are you... actually...
gonna get in the bed?

302
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,760
Right. Erm... better take these.

303
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,200
No, I'm not hungry.

304
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,200
Not for you.
Chuck 'em under the bed.

305
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Wha...?

306
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What's under the bed?

307
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,360
Dunno.

308
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We just call it The Thing.

309
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(MOANS IN SLEEP)

310
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TAXI HORN andgt;

311
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BOTH: Come on, come on, come on!

312
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,040
Wake up! Get up!

313
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,080
Cab's outside, come on.

314
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,120
Come on!

315
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,160
Final check. Final... Good.

316
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,920
Good. Come on!

317
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,640
Listen, there's a slight catch.

318
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These flights are very cheap.

319
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,840
Four quid each. Quite reasonable.

320
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:32,720
So er... that means we have to make
a couple of changeovers.

321
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,720
How does that work? andgt;

322
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:37,120
Well, to get to the Canaries
we have to change... ahem,...

323
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in New Zealand.

324
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,000
What? That's practically in France!

325
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I know.

326
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:47,360
Let's stay. Have saki at the rodeo,
go home on a sled with a camel.

327
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:52,400
We're just refuelling. And then we
change again. At... ahem, Stansted.

328
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I've always wanted to go there.

329
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Nice, is it?

330
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They've got these little trains
that have no driver.

331
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Oh! Lovely.

332
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,920
We'll just be there a little while.

333
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,520
Few days. In and around the airport.
In, mostly.

334
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That's where the trains are.

335
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,800
Then it's straight on
to sunny Saint Honore.

336
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:21,240
"Would passengers Black, Bianco
and Katzenjammer go to Gate 4?"

337
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That's us.

338
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Wait. Let's see if they do it again.

339
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,000
"Passengers Black, Bianco and
Katzenjammer, please go to Gate 4."

340
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ALL: Hooray!

341
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This has to be the last connection.

342
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,880
Is this Prague?

343
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,920
I don't care where it is.
I'm not getting on another plane.

344
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,760
I think this is Miami.

345
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,360
Fine. I'm gonna live here
and sell guns to children.

346
00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:01,480
You liked Saint Honore.

347
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I did. I thoroughly enjoyed
the four hours we spent there.

348
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,280
You can't say
the flights weren't cheap.

349
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:08,040
And you can't say we didn't spend
13 days on a plane.

350
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574.

351
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,760
574 what?

352
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,840
I kept them all. 574...

353
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,960
of these little towel things.

354
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,480
Let's get a drink.

355
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,520
This might be Nairobi.

356
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,680
Nope. It's definitely Minsk.

357
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,600
You're both wrong. It's obvious.
He has all the trademark piercings.

358
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,200
Hakkim yoba! Habah. Hakyak!

359
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,880
Olodyvishinov nynzbar?

360
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,600
Anv eel kaddygem g'diem lefkess?

361
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,040
Where... are... we?

362
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,160
'Eathrow, luv!

363
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,160
Oh, we're home.

364
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,720
Three glasses of Merlot, please.

365
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,120
andlt; Don't look at me like that.

366
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:13,480
It wasn't all bad.
How many people can say they've
been on a hospital river boat?

367
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:18,040
And they didn't get
to perform surgery on themselves.

368
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,840
Just as well they thought
Manny was a god.

369
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,360
Yes, it'll be some time before
I want to sacrifice another monkey!

370
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,000
We said
we wouldn't talk about Canada!

371
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Let's go home.

372
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,160
Got your keys?

373
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No. I left them in the bag, which
you unburdened yourself by losing.

374
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What do you mean, "Ah"?

375
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,400
It's just that... I think...

376
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my keys were in there as well.

377
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:48,920
Were they? Funny, isn't it?
It's just one thing after another.

378
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You're fired.

379
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Now, look,...

380
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And after I dislodge and return your
thong, I never want to see you again.

381
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:09,760
Do you want to jump or come down
gradually? I opted for gradual.

382
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,760
Get away from me!

383
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:14,000
It was a thrill to recreate with you
but now our association ends.

384
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,320
You have brought nothing but pain,
penury and strife into my days.

385
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:25,200
I wish you good fortune
in whatever avenue of life
you assault with your presence.

386
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:32,400
Here's your redundancy package.
I'm sorry it's in Phenobian
wooden dollars but that's your fault.

387
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,440
Good luck and goodbye.

388
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:40,200
You can't run the place on your own.

389
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,200
I'll struggle on somehow.

390
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:47,640
I don't accept your apology. Give it
30 years and take this with you.

391
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:52,840
Bernard.

392
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,840
Do you want to come outside?

393
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,840
I'm cold. I have chilblains,

394
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,880
tinnitus and thrush.
If you want to fight, come inside!

395
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andlt; (GIBBERS)

396
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,360
(CACKLES LIKE A MONKEY)

397
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,800
(STAMMERS) The noise, the noise!

398
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B-b-b-b-b-but I found it.

399
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,560
I found it! I found it!

400
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,440
Manny, could you look after the shop
by yourself for a while?

401
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,320
Sure.

402
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,320
What are you going to do?

403
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,760
I am going on holiday.

404
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